It was 11:59 pm on December 31, 2019. A simpler time. You're getting the champagne ready, breathlessly watching the clock, wetting your lips to prime them for your midnight smooch. 

"This will be our year," you say to your future ex. 

At this exact moment, a man in Wuhan coughs.

A bat is perched atop a cliff, watching as the clock strikes midnight, chuckling devilishly.

Now, COVID-19 is a name that will live in infamy. But you don't have to be afraid. Well, you should be a little afraid. But you can tame the beast with this novel coronavirus hand pipe. 

The hand-blown artisanal pipe takes the nightmare and turns it into a work of art that acts as a striking and fun testament to the times.

Relax and take your mind off the fall of the empire with some dry herbs (just don't share).