Embody the image of higher culture with this fancy schmancy Beaker-style water pipe from Pulsar. It works the classic beaker design into a classy and stylish variation that will fit right in at your penthouse suite.

The stock market may have crashed in 2008, but this bong won't, thanks to its stable base and thick borosilicate glass craftsmanship. It also features a 45 millimeter mouthpiece and a 14 millimeter herb slide.

It's a world class piece that would get even your most polished butler as high as your 20-story apartment.